last weekend i got my friend over and its like 4 am, im starting to sober up by now. anyway that has nothing to do with it. we start talking about this chick, shes a bartenter in Yonkers, not gonna say where. Anyway my friend asked me about this chick and i told him, her body aint bangin but its dope. then he asked me about her face. See, a girl can have a good body but if her face isn't up to par, its a deal breaker as far as long term goes. (now im getting off topic, ill talk about this in another episode) I told him her face is cute, but... i used to expression "cute as a button" and he got on me for that. I mean this girl is really cute, so i thought the expression fit, ya know. He called me an old man. Hadn't heard that phrase in like 20 years! To be honest i dont think i've even in said it, but fuck it i said and now i totally lost my cool. I guess its just not a way to describe a girl (unless shes 3), but sometimes its fun to pull the pin from the grenade and see what happens. It doesn't always blow up in your face, does it?
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My guess is this bartendar girl is way hotter then your friend (no offense whoever you are). Guys talk all this crap about how a girl looks but how about you guys hit the gym. And was the interest in the bartendar sincere interest or i want to sleep with you interest? You say a girl has to have a good enough face for long term but is this even a long term option? I mean...she's a bartendar that doesn't seem gf material. Nothing special about a bartendar unless she's doing that to pay for school or something. Oh and there's nothing wrong with saying "cute as a button" I don't think you should limit your vocabulary to what is considered to be modern. Mix it up, be interesting. We don't want to all sound the same do we?
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